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Aw man... I just want to go home!

Play a disgruntled Cabbage Merchant as he tries to avoid the fallout from an extremely necessary daring and heroic battle between good and evil.

Use the Arrow Keys to move around and avoid getting hurt by rampaging fireballs!

Check out our Game Intro!

FX2Alter - Design, Programming and Emotional Breakdowns

theChatster - Art and Character Design

Noah Campbell - Music

Ollie Kemp - Voice Acting

This is the first game we've ever made, so thank you for playing!